Nudist Love

Yes, It’s Complicated 


You’ve finally convinced your significant other to “give nudism a try” (see other posts for the emotionalcomponents). Compliantly, she removes her bottoms and top and voila, there you are, a couple of free-spirited nudists enjoying nature as nature intended (or at least equipped you–I don’t think anyone is born fully clothed).

Now for your perilous reactions. Yeah, it’s hard not to respond accordingly. You feel a rush of Neanderthal emotion (something akin to “this is MY mate”) and, having been socialized in modern times, feel somewhat confused. There she is, your honey completely naked in full view of whatever presence exists on the beach. Your ownership rights (to see this naked body) cease to exist… Of course you respond–it can be a tricky business.

Our motto is that nudist couples need to “gauge the ambience” of their venue–is it a family beach? Are we at Hedonism II? Act appropriately. If your wife or girlfriends wants a hug or cuddle beachside, and you’re naked, do you feel the need to roll over to conceal your enthusiasm? Are you at Hedonism II? Don’t worry about it. Venue.

If you’ve perused our FAQ you may have a clue about what we’re talking about. We hate porn–but we don’t mind genuine sensuality, even if it’s rather pronounced. (But there are limits to what we feel appropriate to display  outside “the gate.”) (“Adult Nudism”) 

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Compare the differences: On a textile beach (where they wear bathing suits) applying sunscreen to your sig-other is absolutely appropriate and prudent according to the health authorities. What if you’re on a nude beach? Well, skin is skin, and it needs protection. We don’t mind if your personal discipline on such matters include buttocks, breasts and other unmentionables. Having your nether regions lovingly cared for with applications of coconut oil (preferred among nudists) is fine. Go for it. Life is short.

PDA’s On Nudist Beaches

Let’s just cut to the chase. Public displays on nudist beaches (family or adult) are fine. You’d do it on a normal (textile) beach, so why hold back? I suffer what most men suffer in such situations–a response. Just be discreet, unless it doesn’t matterwhat you’re doing (like at Hedonism, or other adult nudist resorts).

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The Main Event

It’s on your mind when you pull in the parking lot. Your pulse reflects your increasing excitement. You’re moments away from stepping onto your favorite nudist beach. The weather signals a promising day–high eighties and humid, a perfect reason to escape to the beach. It should be a banner day. The youthful presence will high. You’ll be spending the next several hours in the presence of their inspiring nudity, all of you naked as the day you were born and there’s no price to admission except for your willingness to be like them–nude, in public, enjoying the beach. Isn’t life great? For purposes of illustration, the photos illustrating this post feature what I’d call averagewomen or teens (not the bottom pic of course)–I think it helps bring home the point. 

Not every nudist you see on a nude beach is a startling 10 or Met Art model on her day off. The Main Event is of course surrounded by lesser beings exercising their absolute right to be there. It goes with the territory. But what is always amazing to me is, in the course of several hours on a typical nudist beach, you will witness a surprising number of very attractive, young and fit women and teens. Your blinders will ignore the rest (see below). If there’s a price to pay, it is the fact that not all humans are perfect, with many not taking very good care of themselves, and they do come into view. 

I prefer the natural nudity of nudist women versus the slickly produced and posed models of Met Art or Femjoy–sure, some are very attractive, but they don’t seem natural. Plus, their features often descend into gynecology, as if by necessity they need to include those shots to broadened (or lower?) their appeal. (I’ve yet to meet a woman in real life who offered me a view like that other than as necessitated by our love-making

Though we do embrace the democratic nature of nudism and encourage it’s practice as a means of enhancing life’s experiences, we also embrace the mantra of being fit. Alas, the truth is about a third of any nudist beach population includes the less than trim. Well, bravo to them for having the courage to bare themselves. It would be elitist to think they should exclude themselves (we do not believe they should). But we do editorialize the galleries, we do reject a lot of submissions because they are not very attractive. This offends some, but for the most it’s appreciated. The fact is, an update isn’t an update if no one wants to look at it. Ed.

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